Quick Hits – 2/1/11

++Democratic Senator (NY) Chuck Schumer needs a civics lesson.  On 1/30, on CNN, Schumer announced that, “we have 3 branches of government…a House, a Senate, and a President.”  I guess Chuck forgot about that pesky Supreme Court!

++South Dakota lawmakers have introduced a bill requiring all adults in the state to buy a gun starting in 2012.  They know it will never pass, but one of the co-sponsors said, “but, at the same time, we do not believe the federal government can order every citizen to buy health insurance.”

++Obamacare is fast-tracked to the Supreme Court now that the Florida judge found in favor of the plaintiffs.  Expect a 5-4 split decision!  Somebody call Chuck and let him know what is happening!

++Gentlemen’s Clubs in Dallas are experiencing a shortage of strippers as the Super Bowl get closer.  Club owners say they need 10,000 strippers to meet the demand.  So, if you are seeking for a part-time, high-paying job, and don’t look like Rosie O’Donnell, head on down to your neighborhood strip joint!

++Punxsutawney Phil is coming out soon!  Will he see his shadow?  According to people who give a crap about Phil, he is supposed to be correct 75% of the time! Stay tuned to the Weather Channel for results!

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One response to “Quick Hits – 2/1/11

  1. Got to love the folks in South Dakota! What a great sense of humor! And, a powerful point!

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