++Democratic Senator (NY) Chuck Schumer needs a civics lesson. On 1/30, on CNN, Schumer announced that, “we have 3 branches of government…a House, a Senate, and a President.” I guess Chuck forgot about that pesky Supreme Court!
++South Dakota lawmakers have introduced a bill requiring all adults in the state to buy a gun starting in 2012. They know it will never pass, but one of the co-sponsors said, “but, at the same time, we do not believe the federal government can order every citizen to buy health insurance.”
++Obamacare is fast-tracked to the Supreme Court now that the Florida judge found in favor of the plaintiffs. Expect a 5-4 split decision! Somebody call Chuck and let him know what is happening!
++Gentlemen’s Clubs in Dallas are experiencing a shortage of strippers as the Super Bowl get closer. Club owners say they need 10,000 strippers to meet the demand. So, if you are seeking for a part-time, high-paying job, and don’t look like Rosie O’Donnell, head on down to your neighborhood strip joint!
++Punxsutawney Phil is coming out soon! Will he see his shadow? According to people who give a crap about Phil, he is supposed to be correct 75% of the time! Stay tuned to the Weather Channel for results!